I am going
to use a strange approach to the start of the New Testament.
There is a
particularly horrible story near the end of the Old Testament Book of Judges
(19:1-21:25). It concerns the fatal
hours-long gang rape of a Levite’s concubine in a town of the tribe of Benjamin. It is particularly horrible to read the
particular horrors of this episode because of the landscape of ghastly
brutalities that constitutes the bulk of the book—it is hard to know where one
horror ends and the next begins.
The Levite
apparently finds the situation unusually distressing (though not so much as to have
prevented him from to tossing the girl to those who would rape her to death.) The Levite hauls his dead concubine to his home
in the territory of the tribe of Ephraim, dismembers her, and dispatches her
portions across Israel—so that all of the tribes might consider the misdeed of
the guilty men of Benjamin. Upon receipt
of the grisly missives:
“And it was
so, that all that saw it said, There was no such deed done nor seen from the
day that the children of Israel came up out of the land of Egypt unto this day”
(19:30, KJV). Of course, to modern
readers—even the most conveniently gullible—the greater bulk of the Conquest
appears to consist of “such” deeds.
And so, to
address the particularly horrible evil that has arisen in their midst, the assembled
Israelites—being refused the surrender of the culprits—slaughter everyone in
the town in question. Then, for good
measure, they slaughter everyone in the towns encountered in the running battle—apparently
the entire civilian population of the culprits’ tribe of Benjamin. Then, for extra good measure, they slaughter
everyone in a certain town of Israel that had not responded to the muster.
This
extra-good-measure slaughter provides the extra good of the chance to procure
wives from the town for the six hundred hiding Benjaminite soldiers still alive. The Book of Judges has the entirety of Israel
telling the dispatched contingent of their own men:
“Go and
smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword, with the
women and the children” (21:10). (This
statement is consistently rendered by the translators as referring flatly to “the
children.”)
But the directions
to the soldiers are not yet complete: “And this is the thing that ye shall do,
Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man.”
(21:11) Apparently widows would not do.
So: “And
they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead four hundred young virgins,
that had known no man by lying with any male, and they brought them unto the
camp.” (21:12) Apparently middle-aged
virgins would not do.
What is
more, the blanket description of those to be killed along with the adult males
was “the women and the children,” not “the women and the male children”—leading
to the grimly unsurprising conclusion that the only type of person to be spared
was the sort of sufficiently ripe sweet young stuff as might be expected to
entice a cringing vanquished soldier out of the desert. Apparently, no female children were to be
allowed to mature unmolested until they were turned over to the rapist-husbands
for whom the girls’ kinfolk had been murdered.
(Don’t
worry; the six-hundred-vanquished-soldier-to-four-hundred-grief-stricken-terrified-tween-ager
mismatch was duly rectified by an additional mass rape-abduction.)
At this
point the objective observer—or at least one successfully fighting nausea—might
ask a salient question: “How?” Or that
is: “How did the Israelites know they were getting virgins?” Did the married girls proudly voice their
status after they perceived the criterion for being spared? Were the girls diagnostically raped by their
captors (the old blood-on-the-sheets thing?) before they were handed over to
the Benjaminites as virgins? Did the
Israelites consult marriage records in a massacre-racked semi-literate village
of the rape-ridden second millennium B.C.?
“In those days there was no king in Israel: every man did that which was
right in his own eyes.” (21:25) The
whole thing is ludicrous; the entire episode survives scrutiny such as it does only
because neither Judaism nor Christianity need scrupulously own the time before
the kingdom.
I intend to
use the foregoing to frame the proper approach to the infancy narrative of
Matthew, and there is already plenty to make use of, but there is still to be
mentioned a further connection between the concubine murder story and the
infancy narrative—a connection that almost defies belief: the stories share the
use of the same short stretch of road.
But first,
inescapably: the author—or compiler—of Matthew tacks on to the front of the
Gospel an account of Jesus’ origins that has been roundly assessed as contrived
and convenient. The genealogy with which
it begins is scarcely worth bothering about, though the flailings of apologists
in its defense (and that of its cousin in Luke) can be amusing. Matthew’s version at least includes mention
of four of Jesus’ foremothers—Tamar, Rahab, Ruth, and Bathsheba—giving rise to
many a commentator’s musings.
Matthew’s
version of the infancy of Jesus builds on the logic of Jesus being, in his
incarnation, a product of the story of Israel—and so Matthew presents Jesus as
the fulfillment of Old Testament prophecies.
For our purposes, the important thing is the tendency of a Jesus
represented in prophecy as being a Jesus thought of as inevitable in the
particulars of his ministry; Jesus is “conceived” in the narrative. “Of course,” goes the prevailing logic, “Jesus
was what he was and did what he did because it was so prophesied.”
The
essential problem with Jesus being “conceived” through prophecy is that the
core story of Jesus is one of his being “roused” in his experiences. Jesus in the garden of Gethsemane really is
asking to be released from his prophesied end—otherwise the unspeakable agony
in the garden is reduced to a hideous shadow play. For our part, the least we can do is to avoid
fretting over who Joseph’s grandfather was.
And so we will
return to considering the infancy narrative of Matthew, a consideration that
would seem to be an example of such fretting—if not for one thing: no
representation of Jesus ought to be countenance if it is a falsehood. If the infancy narrative of Matthew cannot be
dismissed on its (lack of) merits, then surely the only test of any Scripture’s
authority is its inclusion in the received canon.
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